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I am Birdman. Welcome to my nest/pado-pad.

I wear a fedora, a suit jacket with patches, Doc Marten's, and a goddamn kilt. I used to wear a red glove on my left hand, but it has since been retired due to the fact that its smell made me physically ill. I make things out of duct tape and sell them. Wallets, ties, top hats, jackets, anything that you can pay me to make. I keep in my backpack: duct tape, poker chips, playing cards, occasionally some root beer, and school crap. I keep on my person my pocket watch, a butterfly-knife pen, some quarters, a 160 GB iPod, a pocket-rainbow, Abe Lincoln, assorted papers and wrappers, and my keys. I am a Pastafarian reverend, meaning I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and that I am an ordained minister. I can wed people, bless pasta, perform exorcisms, whatever you may need a reverend of Pasta for. My God is more delicious than yours, your argument is invalid. In my spare time I am racist against white people. I strongly believe that white people are the cause of all the world's problems. Damned honkeys.

__Schedule__[[image:Birdman_blazing_eagle.jpg align="right" caption="This is what I look like. But I don't dress like Tinker Bell and I don't have boobs."]]
0600-0650 Wake up, gringo around. 0650 Get dressed 0700 Go to the kitchen on the BOTTOM floor of my house to eat breakfast 0720 Brush my teeth and do some other honkey stuff 0735 Go to school 0800 School starts 1120 Food time begins 1220 Food time ends 1500 School over 1530 At home, rode my bike from school 1600 Do homework or procrastinate, or there is no homework Sometime in the evening: Eat dinner 2300 Retire to my nest

=**__Pictures of Honkeys__**=
 * __That is a link, nilla's ^__**

__Favorite Music__
__You can hear it all.__ And see some of it too.
 * I'm On Crack - The Left Rights media type="file" key="lowres The Left Rights - _I_M ON CRACK_ Music Video lowres for wiki.flv" width="360" height="270"
 * Little Hard On's - The Left Rightsmedia type="file" key="The Left Rights- LITTLE HARD ON_
 * QY10 - The Left Rightsmedia type="file" key="10 Qy10.m4a" width="316" height="25"
 * Hardonz - The Left Rights media type="file" key="21 Hardonz.m4a" width="316" height="23"
 * Hairless and Fancy Free - The Left Rights media type="file" key="19 Hairless And Fancy Free.m4a" width="340" height="20"
 * Das Boot - Vat19.commedia type="file" key="Das Beer Boot Music Video lowres.flv" width="360" height="270"
 * White - The Left Rightsmedia type="file" key="The Left Rights - WHITE.flv" width="360" height="270"
 * Honkeys - The Left Rights media type="file" key="26 Honkeys.m4a" width="300" height="50"
 * Dropkick The Punks - The Faint media type="file" key="07 Dropkick The Punks.mp3" width="277" height="16"
 * Erection - The Faint media type="file" key="05 Erection.mp3" width="259" height="20"
 * Money Shot - Mustard Pimp with Jimmy Urine media type="file" key="Mustard Pimp _ Jimmy Urine - Money Shot (OFFICIAL VIDEO)lowres IPODANDWHATNOTDOCONVERSIONONTHIS.flv" width="360" height="270"
 * Hoodie Ninja - mc chris media type="file" key="hoodie ninja.mp3" width="240" height="20"
 * Straight To Video - Mindless Self Indulgence media type="file" key="__Mindless Self Indulgence _Straight To Video_ music video__.flv" width="360" height="270"
 * Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence media type="file" key="01 - Shut Me Up.mp3" width="240" height="20"



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=My Freshman Year: An Epilogue= Looking back, freshman year has been great. A bit boring and uncertain in the beginning, but that quickly changed. I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to write here, so I'm just going to describe my freshman year. As I have already said, it started out boring, and I was unsure of things and didn't really have any friends. As the year progressed I learned things about high school and life and my classes. Things like you don't need to do jack squat in biology and just B.S. everything because the teacher doesn't check anything. Helpful tricks like that. I've made some new friends, and I've gotten to know old ones better.

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